PRISON WIFE

I wanna be your prison wife
I'm really handy with a knife
I'm gonna be here for the rest of my life
I wanna be your prison wife

You look so cute in that upper bunk
Come on down and feel my funk
I'm not saying that you're gay
Let's make love the prison way

You're a gangbanger that's mighty clear
I'm a little white boy and I got no fear
We're never never getting out of here
I just want to be your cell block queer

Yours is big mine is too
I'm circumcised cause I'm a Jew
We're both stuck here in this cell
I sure do like the way you smell

I wanna be your prison wife
I'm mighty handy with a knife
I'm gonna be here for the rest of my life
I wanna be your prison wife

You're so cute like the warden
And both of you boys give me a hardon
You look mighty cute in stripes
So why can't I be your prison wife?